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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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