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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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