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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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