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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Customer: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's Gazpacho, sir. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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