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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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