Worst Rated Misc Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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