Worst Rated Misc Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hike.Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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