Worst Rated Misc Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge!
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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I'm writing a book about WD-40.
It's Non-Friction.
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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