Worst Rated Misc Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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