Worst Rated Misc Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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