94 Actually Funny Miscellaneous Jokes for Every Occasion | Good Bad Jokes

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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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