97 Actually Funny Miscellaneous Jokes for Every Occasion | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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