96 Actually Funny Miscellaneous Jokes for Every Occasion | Good Bad Jokes

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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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