96 Actually Funny Miscellaneous Jokes for Every Occasion | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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