346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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