346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hike.Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Art.Art who?
R2-D2, of course!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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