346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Olivia Rodrigo.Olivia Rodrigo who?
OK, boomer.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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