398 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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My doctor told me I have the peekaboo virus.
She sent me straight to the ICU!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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