346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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