398 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
731 votes · ·
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
743 votes · ·
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
2539 votes · ·
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
2479 votes · ·
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
578 votes · ·
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
1740 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
1627 votes · ·
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
2175 votes · ·
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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