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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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