386 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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