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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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