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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
1986 votes · ·
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
1686 votes · ·
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
2127 votes · ·
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
2706 votes · ·
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
3678 votes · ·
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
3504 votes · ·
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
2303 votes · ·
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
2079 votes · ·
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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