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Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy.
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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