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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Why was the constipated accountant fired?
He couldn't budget.
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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