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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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