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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
1888 votes ·
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
2302 votes ·
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
3073 votes ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
4867 votes ·
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
1493 votes ·
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
2692 votes ·
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
1770 votes ·
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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