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So a seal walks into a club...
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Olivia Rodrigo.Olivia Rodrigo who?
OK, boomer.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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