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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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Customer: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's Gazpacho, sir. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
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Knock knock. Who's there? Jupiter. Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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