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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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