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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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