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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" to which she replies, "I'll have a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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