358 Groan-Worthy, Pun-Packed and Painfully Funny Jokes

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  What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

  José and Hose B.

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  Two guys walk into a bar…

  The third guy ducks.

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  In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.

  They were Wright!

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  What did one bean say to the other bean?

  How you bean?

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  What did one elevator say to another elevator?

  I think I'm coming down with something!

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  Where does Frosty keep his cash?

  In the snow banks!

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  How much does a skeleton weigh?

  A skeleTON!

  639 votes · Copy ·

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  Why is Peter Pan always flying?

  He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)

  1357 votes · Copy ·

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  Parallel lines have so much in common.

  It's a shame they're never gonna meet.

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  Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

  It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!

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  A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...

  3604 votes · Copy ·

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  What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

  White vans.

  4327 votes · Copy ·

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  What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

  People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!

  1253 votes · Copy ·

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  Two satellites decided to get married.

  The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

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  I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…

  for keeping me off the streets!

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