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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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