All Bad Jokes — Browse, Vote & Find Your Favorites | GoodBadJokes.com

▲+605▼
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
2725 votes · ·
▲+346▼
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
1874 votes · ·
▲-236▼
What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
1740 votes · ·
▲-773▼
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
2677 votes · ·
▲-475▼
What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
1719 votes · ·
▲+809▼
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
2713 votes · ·
▲+756▼
What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
1976 votes · ·
▲+517▼
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
3169 votes · ·
▲+920▼
The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
2292 votes · ·
▲+428▼
Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
1835 votes · ·
▲-120▼
Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
2762 votes · ·
▲-448▼
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
2422 votes · ·
▲+192▼
My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
1711 votes · ·
▲-1220▼
What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
1880 votes · ·
▲+186▼
Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
1749 votes · ·

« Prev 1…23 242526 27 Next »

Displaying Joke 361 – 375 of 400 in total