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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a bunny!
3 votes · ·
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
2600 votes · ·
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
3764 votes · ·
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
3 votes · ·
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
3247 votes · ·
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Customer: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's Gazpacho, sir. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
3 votes · ·
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
1891 votes · ·
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
2625 votes · ·
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
1686 votes · ·
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
3493 votes · ·
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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
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