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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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