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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
1337 votes ·
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
4242 votes ·
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
2424 votes ·
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
3536 votes ·
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
2347 votes ·
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
2357 votes ·
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
2013 votes ·
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
1775 votes ·
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
3167 votes ·
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
3333 votes ·
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
1170 votes ·
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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