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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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A clown is eating 2 cannibals.
"Who tastes funny now?" said the clown.
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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