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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
3984 votes · ·
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a bunny!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
2138 votes · ·
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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