Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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