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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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