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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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