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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot. ..... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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A clown is eating 2 cannibals.
"Who tastes funny now?" said the clown.
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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