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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a bunny!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about!?"
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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