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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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So a seal walks into a club...
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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