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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
3897 votes · ·
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
1 vote · ·
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
3368 votes · ·
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
2303 votes · ·
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
1 vote · ·
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
1935 votes · ·
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
4426 votes · ·
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
3168 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
3360 votes · ·
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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