495 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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