503 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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