418 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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