418 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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