495 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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