495 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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