418 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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