495 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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