495 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
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Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy.
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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