418 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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