495 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about!?"
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
2077 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
2061 votes · ·
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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