495 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
2250 votes · ·
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
2158 votes · ·
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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