418 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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