418 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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What's a Leper's favorite musical?
Footloose!
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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