418 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hike.Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Art.Art who?
R2-D2, of course!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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