507 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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Customer: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's Gazpacho, sir. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a bunny!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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