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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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