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My doctor told me I have the peekaboo virus.
She sent me straight to the ICU!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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