507 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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