508 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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