504 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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