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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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