508 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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